1. WHY WE’RE EVIL
2. WHY THE RIGHT LOSES ARGUMENTS
3. THE JOKE’S ON YOU
4. THE RIPOSTE
5. FIND THE RIGHT’S OBAMA
6. DISCARDING YOUR OUTRAGE
7. HOW TO BE A SUCCESSFUL MISCREANT, LIKE ME
8. DON’T BE A PROFESSIONAL
9. OUTCOMPASSION THEM!
10.HIJACK THE LANGUAGE
11. CO-OPT THEIR GRIEVANCES
12. LINK REAL LIFE TO FATUOUS BELIEF
13. BREAK THE SCOLD MOLD
14. EMBRACE THE INNER SKEPTIC
15. LOOK LIKE THEM
16. STOP EATING YOUR MODERATES
17. OMBUDSING YOUR BUDDIES
18. HOW TO BE RIGHT
19. SAY JUNK THAT PEOPLE REMEMBER
20. THREE THINGS ALWAYS BEAT TWO THINGS
21. USE YOUR MOM
22. BE COLUMBO
23. CROSS-DRESS
24. FILL-INS FOR LIBERALS
25. USE THEIR SILENCE TO SPEAK VOLUMES
26. STUNTS
27. FIND YOUR INNER DRUNK THE GAME AT THE BAR