The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo - Amy Schumer (2016)

TIMES IT'S OKAY FOR A MAN TO NOT MAKE A WOMAN COME DURING SEX


1. If she’s a hooker and the next guy is waiting, but even then, check with her.

2. If she’s in a rush and tells you she doesn’t have time.

3. If you’re on an airplane or anywhere in public. If you get away with having sex in public, get in and get out. But make sure you take care of her when you get home.

4. If you realize that your kids or parents will walk into the room. But again, take care of her later.

5. If she gets a cramp or if she gets hungry.

Note: It is okay to not make a woman come during sex if you made her come before it. I am someone who can’t really come from penetration. So I hope you enjoy a nice visit with my clit before the main event!